Ruh-Ed Nuh-Eck!

Most people think that the "Red Neck" variety of people is only found below the Mason Dixon Line. However, sightings in more unfamiliar territory have become much more frequent. Here's one in Michigan of all places. I stand in awe of the ingenuity and resourcefulness. Bravo, my fellow Red Neck!

Mower man: "A man with a big backyard has cut down on mowing time by attaching four regular mowers to his ride-on for a 3m cut. Dennis Bonkoski of Kimball Township, Michigan, started with one extra mower and found that four extra mowers resulted in the widest and most even cut. He achieves a 3m-wide cut with the combined mowers. Plastic strainer bowls prevent unwanted grass clippings from entering the engines causing them to overheat. "With this set-up I can cut my lawn in less than an hour," he said"